How Dry Is It In Kansas?

I've posted over and over about how dry it is in Kansas. I've been looking for humor in the situation and was awarded by a chuckle when I opened my paper this week.

Rudy, the editor of our town paper, shared an e-mail sent by a reader..How dry is it in Kansas? I thought it too funny not to share with you too.


How Dry Is It In Kansas?

A buddy out of Salina said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Wichita said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.

In Lake Keystone, they caught a 20 lb. catfish that had ticks on it.

Just this week in Garden City, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.


IT'S SO DRY IN KANSAS THAT....

the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling...
the Methodists are using wet-wipes....
the Presbyterians are giving out rain checks....
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water....

Whew! Stay cool out there!